The following are the lyrics for Role Play, released under Detergent on Detergent.
Lyrics[]
Everyone says RPGs are gay
They complain that the turns take all day
If you can't sit and wait your turn
I'll cast a magic spell and make you hurt
Some people say RPGs
Feel like frontal lobotomies
If you don't stop complainin'
I'll get my Paladin to cut you open
I'll role play all the time until I die (oh-oh-oh!)
Role play all the time till I die
I'll play the best games till the day that I die (oh-oh-oh!)
Playing RPGs till I die
I'm gonna play them for hours
I'll play them while I take my showers
I love to play RPGs
Especially Final Fantasy
I sit in my office and play them all day
My boss says if I don't stop he's going to fire me
But that's okay because you see
I found life's true meaning and it's RPGs